Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see the things I'd started but hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a package of Prunglies, tha minder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.
Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now!!!
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